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Ivanka Trump doing science inspired a Photoshop battle for the ages

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Remember only yesterday when a photo of Ivanka Trump acting like science was happening caused the internet to scratch its oddly-shaped head? Well, things just got weirder.

A good ol' fashioned Reddit Photoshop battle(opens in a new tab) featuring the inexplicable photo was started by a user named pukle(opens in a new tab) yesterday, and I don't think you should look at any real photos of her ever again.

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It begins somewhere around a tiny violin(opens in a new tab):

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And then evolves into her playing with tiny dinosaurs(opens in a new tab):

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And then, uninvited, John Travolta shows up(opens in a new tab):

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But it doesn't stop there, no(opens in a new tab):

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Two John Travolta's in love with dinosaurs, naturally, and... is that a sad Keanu Reeves?

Then the natural evolution, feeding the president(opens in a new tab) his beloved tacos:

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And the Donald we're all familiar with.

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The internet got more creative when they made Ivanka her father's new hair dresser.

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And John Travolta's back.

And finally, a crescendo(opens in a new tab) in two parts:

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the final piece(opens in a new tab).

There are plenty more where that came from. Do yourself a favor and look at the whole thread here(opens in a new tab).

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Serena Williams has no time for divisive Tennys
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Everyone loves an underdog, but the fast-rising Tennys Sandgren is proving to be quite polarising.
The once-unknown Tennessean is the first American male tennis player since 2010 to make the quarter-finals of the Australian Open.
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But in the past 24 hours, questions have been raised about Sandgren's alleged alt-right sympathies and belief in the Pizzagate conspiracy theory. It culminated in the player completely purging his Twitter account of tweets.
While support for your countrymen often comes automatic in sports, Serena Williams fired away with a two-word tweet seemingly aimed at Sandgren on Wednesday, who was set to play South Korean starlet Chung Hyeon.
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Recently, a screenshot of Sandgren with an image of Williams captioned with the word "disgusting" was circulated online.
Many of these were cropped to not show the text, which links to an article about what Williams said in regard to Italian player Roberta Vinci.
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Of course, this doesn't clear Sandgren's alleged engagement with alt-right figures and beliefs.
He told reporters at a post-match conference on Monday that he finds some of the alt-right content he's engaged with on Twitter to be "interesting," but didn't believe in it.
In an interview with ESPN(opens in a new tab), Sandgren clarified these comments, explaining that "definitely not 'alt-right' content is interesting, just some individuals' specific content.'"
"I just follow information, not really specific 'alt-right' content that I deem of value, I think that's very incorrect, and I don't find information like that to be of value or to hold on to any of those things, so it's not who I am as a person in any way."
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Sandgren confirmed he deleted all his tweets, not because it was "something that I'm really necessary embarrassed about," but that "creating a version of a cleaner start is not a bad call." OK.
"People can screenshot, save and distribute everything they would like to. I know that, and that's fine. It is what it is," he explained. "It's just something that I thought wouldn't be a bad way to kind of move forward."
A devout Christian, Sandgren said he wants people to know that his character and how he acts should speak for itself. It's perhaps worth noting he comes from a state where 60 percent of votes(opens in a new tab) were for Trump.
"I'm more than happy to talk with people and let people know how I feel about things. I've had to put the social media aside for now," he said. "I'll take a look at it and I'll take the criticism and I'll take the good with the bad and keep learning and growing as a person and try to move forward."
Sandgren lost in three straight sets to Hyeon on Wednesday afternoon. He issued a prepared statement at a post-match conference, squarely aimed at the media.
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UPDATE: Jan. 24, 2018, 5:25 p.m. AEDT Added statement from Sandgren.

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You can't really explain the bond between siblings. One minute you have them in a chokehold for dominance over the TV remote, the next minute you're texting them surreal memes.
Even if you love them, eventually they'll grind your gears in one way or another. And when they do, what's the go-to revenge? Spamming them with texts? Barging in their room without asking? How about some passive-aggressive slam poetry?
Kristine Berchtold didn't answer her brother John's FaceTime call, so he decided to get back at her in the most sibling way he could — by sending her a little performance titled "Sister Betrayal."
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"Yeah I had a sister...but more like a fister, fake sister, she needs some lister... ine, to rinse out her bad breath. And by bad breath I mean, the stench of death upon our relationship." He goes on like this, punctuating his on-the-fly rhymes with cheeky jabs at his sister.
"We have a very comedic relationship in that we will go after each other in that way," John told Mashable. "Normally, I'll leave a voicemail pretending to be an angry businessman demanding his money to be returned (among other made up characters), or I'll simply text her "YOU'LL RUE THE DAY!" It's sort of this big running joke."
Halfway through the video when he's in the middle of going off about his sister "sitting up pretty, up in the throne of, Kings of Leon—" the recording cuts out, but he starts ranting again as if nothing happened.
While John says he's never done slam poetry live onstage before, sometimes he will call his sister and improv a character on the fly, and she'll roll with it. "She will 'yes, and...' and play along, and then I'll hang up and we won't even speak for the rest of the day. We don't take the phone calls very seriously."
Kristine showed off their sibling phone habits too by lovingly calling him out on Twitter after she posted the video.
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Have you ever felt like going off at your sibling, punctuating your every word and waving your hands around to make your point? Twitter has.
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Some couldn't help but compare John's sick rhymes to the slam poetry scene from 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill.
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John does say that he tries to speak to his family almost every day since he currently lives across the country, "so it's not a big deal if she [doesn't answer.] I just pretend it's a big deal because it's funny." But on the other hand he "apologizes to anyone who's seen the video."

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U.S. Capitol police officers try to stop supporters of Donald Trump, including the "QAnon Shaman." Credit: AFP via Getty Images

Jake Angeli, who is better known as the “QAnon Shaman(Opens in a new tab),” was captured on camera multiple times from different sources making his way through the Capitol. He was even photographed inside the Senate chambers.
The photos of this well-known QAnon figure inside the Capitol are a perfect visual representation of just how influential QAnon has been in fomenting anger around unfounded conspiracies about election fraud, eventually leading up to this moment.

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Previously, Angeli has been seen protesting(Opens in a new tab) outside the Maricopa County, Arizona Elections Office following the spread of falsehoods that the election was being stolen from President Trump after the November election.
The QAnon supporter may stick out like a sore thumb in the photos released from the rioting inside the Capitol, but he’s become a fixture(Opens in a new tab) at many pro-Trump rallies over the past year as well. At these events, Angeli could often be found shouting about the latest QAnon-related conspiracies.

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Angeli has become one of the more recognizable faces of the QAnon movement, which believes President Trump is secretly waging war against the Deep State to take down a global satanic pedophile ring run by his political enemies. The movement, which has no basis in fact, has become increasingly influential over the last few years.
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Politico reported on Friday that Kurt Kloss(Opens in a new tab) — father-in-law to Kushner's brother — asked for coronavirus advice in a group for emergency room doctors so he could pass it along to the White House adviser.
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Hundreds of people responded, and Kloss reportedly ultimately explained that Kushner had asked for advice. The FB group Kloss consulted — called EM Docs(Opens in a new tab) — has almost 22,000 members and reportedly requires folks to provide credentials to join.
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The Em Docs posts related to Kushner were ultimately deleted from the group, Politico reported. A later message from Kloss reportedly indicated the White House senior adviser was reading the advice from the group.
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Politico reported earlier(Opens in a new tab) in the week that Trump was holding off on making a wider emergency declaration — which would make available funds and resources to states — until Kushner could talk to "relevant parties and presents his findings" to the president.
Apparently that research involved hitting up Facebook.
Grown man Ben Carson blames his wife for the $31,000 dining room set
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Carson disclosed his highly un-understandable anxiety in a House Appropriations Committee hearing on Tuesday. The Secretary was asked to speak about the $31,000 dining set(opens in a new tab) he recently tried to purchase for his office. Carson then used the opportunity to pass the buck. First, he blamed formidable desks.
Then, he blamed his wife, who... does not serve in government.
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Here's Carson's version of events:
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I'm not sure why Carson's HUD Secretary office sounds like it was firebombed in Afghanistan, but either way, Carson decided to go along with a renovation. He allegedly put his wife Candy in charge:
"I left it with my wife," Carson said. "The next thing that I, quite frankly, heard about it was that this $31,000 table had been bought."
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How do we know Ben Carson is not only incompetent but a bad person? Because he just publicly threw his wife under the bus.

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Carson says he immediately rescinded the order for the table only after he heard about it from news headlines. He said it was on the grounds that he couldn't justify such a lavish purchase as he prepared massive budget cutbacks to his agency.
HUD spokespeople initially denied that Carson and his wife had anything to do with the table's purchase, though later internal emails revealed that Candy was actively involved in the purchase. Whoops.
The story has eerie parallels to Candy's account of her son's birth. In her book, A Doctor in the House, Candy details how Ben, hands full of placenta, forced her to go downstairs to find something to cut off her own umbilical cord.
HUD Secretary Ben Carson, always throwing his wife under the bus.
It should be noted that Ben could've found a perfectly adequate dining room set from West Elm, or even CB2. We're not asking him to go all the way down to IKEA.
The Price is Not Right, Ben. Neither is blaming your wife for your department's decisions.

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On Tuesday, something truly ridiculous is going to space.
Elon Musk's SpaceX is launching the first flight of its new rocket, the Falcon Heavy. And what is it taking to space? Perhaps a satellite? Maybe a student experiment? Nope!
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SpaceX is launching a cherry red Tesla Roadster blasting "Space Oddity" by David Bowie into a distant orbit around Mars.
It's pointless. It's dumb. It's corporate synergy at its worst. But, oh boy, do I love it.
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Assuming it doesn't blow up on the pad, this car will float through our solar system for millions of years.
Just imagine it: An alien civilization far more advanced than our own visits our little part of space and what do they find first? A freaking Tesla Roadster launched toward Mars on a whim by an eccentric billionaire with a dream. Well, many dreams, really.
Yes, it sounds ridiculous, but the thing is, space exploration could use more whimsy.
Historically, spaceflight has been a pretty stodgy affair. Only the richest companies and nations have historically been able to send satellites and other payloads to space because flying to space is generally pretty expensive.
It's understandable, then, that most folks aren't launching purely superfluous, silly things into orbit. Even art projects are expected to have some kind of deeper meaning.

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Take, for example, the Voyager spacecraft's Golden Record, launched in the 1970s. The record is effectively an art project designed to let any kind of intelligent alien race that may come across it learn more about humanity and our place in the universe. It's beautiful, profound, and arguably the best representation of ourselves we've ever sent out there.
By comparison, the Tesla Roadster is a meaningless corporate gimmick, but it's pretty amazing that we've gotten to the point where space can be a little frivolous and -- dare I say it -- fun!
Humans can be profound, smart, and inward looking like the Golden Record, but we can also be ridiculous and kind of dumb, like the Falcon Heavy Tesla launch. Doesn't it make sense to have both halves of our humanity represented out there among the stars?
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Watch out music videos! The metaverse is coming for you.
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The nominees are Ariana Grande, BLACKPINK, BTS, Charli XCX, Justin Bieber, and Twenty One Pilots. Yes, your faves have been performing in the metaverse.
Each artist put their own twist on their metaverse concert. Ariana Grande did a space themed performance in Fortnite, while BLACKPINK's hyperrealistic avatars brought their "pretty savage" essence to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUGB) Mobile. BTS sang their English-language chart-toppers "Butter" and "Permission to Dance" on a stage in Minecraft where the boys' boxy avatars attempted to recreate their signature dance moves. Meanwhile, Charli XCX and Twenty One Pilots both opted for Roblox concerts. (It should be noted that Charli XCX's performance was a result of her partnership with Samsung.) And Justin Bieber put on a show in Wave, the virtual entertainment platform.

And they aren't the only artists performing in the metaverse. Virtual and metaverse concerts became popular during the pandemic when live, in-person entertainment was put on hold. But online concerts and virtual performances are here to stay, especially as the metaverse becomes more engrained with out everyday lives.
Its acknowledgement at the VMAs suggests metaverse performances might even become a mainstay of the music industry. Only time will tell.
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While the U.S. Air Force has sternly warned(Opens in a new tab) against anyone actually storming the Area 51 base come September, we know of one base that you absolutely can, and should storm. Except it's not a base at all. And the only aliens are furry. And it's in Texas.
Okay, the base is, in fact, the Longview Animal Care and Adoption Center in Longview, Texas. The animal shelter is using the latest meme to help beam their adorable "aliens" out to forever homes. While another animal shelter in Oklahoma seemed to be the first to the viral moment, what's better than more puppies wearing tin foil has? Puppies wearing tin foil hats and kittens that look like Boo from Monsters Inc.!
"We won't resist, you can take them all," says Longview's Facebook post. "Our aliens can go home with you for the best price in the galaxy. No probing allowed."
Aww-inducing photos of pups and kittens were posted on Saturday, getting over 30,000 shares on Facebook and screenshots making the rounds on Twitter(Opens in a new tab), too. These little googly-eyed friends quite resemble their brethren, the Alpha 177 canine(Opens in a new tab) from Star Trek (a poofy dog with a unicorn horn and gold antennae).

Longview spoke with Mashable and said that because Area 51 is "the hot thing on social media right now" they wanted to use that momentum to get animals adopted.
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These are the 11 most violent crimes against bagels
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As a New Yorker, I'm not ashamed to admit that my city does so much incorrectly: our rent is too damn high, our commutes too damn long, and rats, not the mayor, rule the city.
If there's one thing this 8-million-plus-person hellhole mostly gets right, it's bagels. Our bakers got it down: New York City bagels are the right combination of fluffy, chewy, crispy and doughy. We know the proper cream cheese serving size. We are strict about our flavors. We have standards for bagel coloration and we'll be damned if you call Lender's a "bagel."
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But perhaps more than any other bread, bagels are vulnerable to culinary crimes. It's time this breakfast staple belonged to a protected class of foods. .
Here are some of the worst crimes against bagels.
Trigger warning: Some of the following images feature violence against bagels, and may not be suitable for all audiences.
1. Bagels sliced like bread
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Bagels should only be sliced down the middle. Any additional cuts are cruel and unusual punishment. If you see a bagel with more than one slice, please refer the case to the court of Twitter.
2. Breakfast-flavored bagels

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Full disclosure: I am a lifelong Panera loyalist. I would donate my left kidney just for a chance to eat their discontinued roast beef and asiago sandwich again.
That being said, I will not stand for their French toast bagel, which far exceeds bagel sweet standards. Bagels are supposed to be savory, not sugary. The French toast bagel is a grotesque violation of bagel code.
3. Bagel doughnuts

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I have not yet tried the bagel-doughnut hybrid from B. Doughnuts in Virginia, yet I'm fully prepared to knock it. How dare doughnuts, who already enjoy so much viral privilege, appropriate the best bagel seasoning?
Stay in your lane, doughnuts.
4. Caffeinated bagels
In May 2017, Einstein Bagels introduced a caffeinated bagel, dubbed "The Espresso Buzz Bagel." The bagel allegedly contains 32 milligrams of caffeine, about one-third of the amount that's in an 8-ounce cup of coffee.
Again, coffee and bagel are both wonderful breakfast treats but they should be served separately. As a tea drinker, I'm appalled that someone would even consider mixing the two.
5. Scooped-out bagels
Bagels deserve to be full-bodied treats. Let them be the big beautiful breads they are. I'm all for healthy eating, but that shouldn't come at the expense of bagels. Bagel scooping is bagel mutilation.
6. Frozen Lender's bagels

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Frozen pizza is good. Frozen bagels are bad. They're far too small, far too rigid and far too frozen. They have no biological relationship to the modern bagel and they should be banned from the category forever.
7. Flashy neon bagels
I love bagels because of their earth tones. In 2016, however, Brooklyn bagel shop Bagel Store (Opens in a new tab)introduced a rainbow bagel, attracting tourists and gawkers from miles away.
Again, this is a violation of bagel coloration code.
8. Lox on a cinnamon bagel
Gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon(Opens in a new tab) raised eyebrows and heckles when she ordered lox on a cinnamon bagel while on the campaign trail last fall. Say what you will about Nixon's radical agenda, her bagel order was clearly a step too far for those of us in the bagel mainstream. Fish should never be in the same room as cinnamon bread, forget on the same bagel.
Her order was indefensible.
9. Blueberry bagels

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Blueberry bagels violate the bagel code of ethics by virtue of being: too blue, too sweet, and too much a berry.
If you see a friend order a blueberry bagel, please consider talking them down.
10. The Flamin' Hot Cheetos Bagel(Opens in a new tab)
Originally sold by the Bagel Nook in Freehold, New Jersey, this bagel is a crime against other bagels. Bagels shouldn't be spicy. They should be deeply banal and plain. Even cinnamon raisin is a step too far some bagel traditionalists, but that seems unnecessarily restrictive.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos bagels have no place in the bagel canon.
11. Verbal crimes against bagels
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Anyone who disrespects bagels by accusing them of being unhealthy is committing a bagel crime. That's bagel harassment. Give the bagel the respect it deserves.
Tell bagels how much you love them, everyday and to every person you know.

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